Show Me The Money!
Do you even have to ask?
Is there anything else in life and let's face it, I've been around a long time so I feel, as as an elder stateswomen, that I can give the best answer to this question.Look at what money can buy!
Oh, really, you don't say... Free.How about this?
I see, I see. I didn't know that. This is free too.Well, certainly, as a very wealthy person, I'm among the very few that can afford these!
I'm not enjoying this!
You can't be right.
Are you sure about all this?This is something I know that only a lot of money can buy.
This is my brother when he was 38 years old and you're telling me that with all my money, power and influence, I can't buy him good health!I don't believe you!How about this!
That lovely, bright, talented, smart women, the one in the right-hand corner, you can barely see her, she died of early-onset Alzheimer's. All my money couldn't have helped her?Well, I am loaded.
I'm sure that I can bring back my mother and father from wherever they are. They're dead you know and I miss them.No, not a chance. It's only been done once, maybe...Okay, one more thing and I'm sure that money can buy this!
I'm getting on in years and things are sagging and bagging.
I want a face lift.Every rich bitch in Hollywood is getting one, how about me?
All right, all right, I see your point, you've convinced me, forget it!Let me get this straight...
The only things that matter to me, I can get for free.
The things I want, I can't buy.What about this guy and these dogs?
I love him more than my life and I know that he feels the same way. I know these two dogs love me unconditionally and they don't care if I have money, they would love me just the same, rich or poor.I've made my choice. You can keep your damn money.
I want Steve, Lucy, Mozart, my family, my friends, and all the things that come with love.
That's what makes me happy.Listen to me children, I know!